travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

classystarman:

s-sonic…

classystarman:

s-sonic…

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

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the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

wecansexy:

shaggy2hope:

wecansexy:

as student president, i will ensure all of mankind has its LEGS SAWN OFF

 h mmmm hm  i dont know about that ……….

ER….. AND…. REPLACED! WITH LEGS OF PURE GOLD

capnpea:

How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with

whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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….Hello…sir…


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]


But the ponies are filled with…TNT?!

But the ponies are filled with…TNT?!